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: After drinking massive amounts of water for a military drug test, one recruit was forced onto a 5-hour bus ride with a driver who refused to stop. When he finally reached a restroom, his "relief" lasted for a solid 90 seconds, a feat that felt more like a marathon than a bathroom break. The Jumpsuit Disaster

: An office worker staying late was startled by a "large dark figure" in a dim room. They peed their pants in terror, only to realize the "intruder" was actually just a life-sized cardboard cutout. The Chuck-E-Cheese Ban funny pee stories

About ten minutes in, standing in the "Great Hall" (which was really just a drafty room with a lot of rusty swords), the urge hit me. And I don’t mean the gradual "I should look for a loo soon" urge. I mean the sudden, violent realization that my bladder was a ticking time bomb and the timer had just hit zero. : After drinking massive amounts of water for