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The rain slicked the neon-lit streets of Akihabara as Kenji ducked into a cramped, second-story electronics shop. It was June 2008, and the air was thick with the scent of ozone and anticipation. In his bag sat a heavy, matte-black PlayStation 3—a "fat" model, humming with the promise of the Cell Processor.