You have found the party. The meat is the guest of honor. And the metadata is, as always, broken .

But even if the Archive falls—even if the lawsuits succeed and the servers are wiped—the legend of the Sausage Party will persist. It will become a piece of oral history. "There was a library," future digital archaeologists will say, "that held everything. And if you looked closely enough, everything was just sausages."