Gvirtue Universal Remote Control Manual Top (2025)

“Do not use the GV button on yourself. You are not a device. But if you are very quiet, and the house is empty, and you press POWER while looking into your own eyes in the bathroom mirror—the remote will obey. You will turn off. The humming in your chest will stop. And you will not know if that is a blessing or a death until you try to press POWER again.”