Bilaralookingprettyformydogavi [better] -

Bilal’s effort to look pretty for Avi is a sweet, nonsensical act of love. The dog, Avi, will remain blissfully unaware of the fashion choices but will enthusiastically accept any resultant belly rubs or treat-dispensing opportunities. The true beneficiary of Bilal’s prettiness is either the mirror or the dog’s human owner.

So go ahead. Look pretty for Avi. Look pretty for yourself. And when someone asks, “Why are you so dressed up for a dog walk?” just smile and say: bilaralookingprettyformydogavi

Bilal loves Avi so deeply that he attributes human aesthetic standards to the dog. Bilal may be wearing a bow tie, a well-ironed shirt, or applying eyeliner, mistakenly believing Avi will appreciate the effort. In reality, Avi is thinking: "Does Bilal smell like food? Yes/No." Bilal’s effort to look pretty for Avi is